I will fight a bear.

I love April and Andy from Parks and Recreation.  They are my 2nd favourite TV couple only trailing Jim and Pam.


Andy: I do love you. 
April: You do?
Andy: Yea.. that's what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.

Andy:"I vow to protect you. From danger. And I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom. I would take them down. I'm getting mad right now just thinking about it."