Coolness.

Yes middle school children it is cool to always be attached to you "soul mate" all day, barely moving far enough apart to breath.
Also swearing 7 times in every sentence makes you seem more mature.
Just thought that all the 12 year olds of the world should know.
I was an idiot when I was 12. Goodness.

I learned how to properly protect my self from a nuclear bomb today, duck and cover. Hide under something strong with canned goods. Unless you're in the street then throw yourself into the gutter. They failed to mention the radiation, disintegration of the human body and the nuclear fallout. The 50's were a fun time.