I made this for you

"I don't want eight, I want 12.  I want 12 of them."
"take some jelly, take some fish, make a sandwich delish."
"son we're all proud of you, except that guy, that guy hates you"
"What are you stupid?  Redeye flashes twice"
"Son, you're adopted."
"Work That. Up. Do"
"I'm racist against that racist coffee"
"I made this for You!"
"brotha, brotha try this"
"You know that hit and run later that night?  That was me."
"I started watching the movie Before he died"
"Your pee could save my life."


okay I'm done now.  I really dropped off at the end there.