Today my family realised that we have 4 movies that we can almost quote all the way through and use in everyday life.
They are:
Napoleon Dynamite( which I'm watching right now.)
It's pretty sad, but we can quote almost every single line from it...We aso use almost all of them in real life
Including: "Where's your locker?"
"I think you're bruising my neck meat"( I now put meat after every injury I recieve ex. owwww my leg meat, arm meat, finger meat etc.)
"I'm pretty TO'd she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet."
"I like her bangs"
"I want that" (This we use every single day)
"would you like to look like this?" "That's a girl!"
"I'll like build her a cake or something"( we don't say bake a cake anymore)
"I'm dead serious"
"My lips hurt real bad"
" Tina you fat lard, Eat the Food!"
"You got like 3 feet of air that time"
"You could be somewhere around this size"
"Do the chickens have large tallons?"
"I think you ripped my mole off"
"Eat all the frickin chips Kip"
" I like your sleeves"
" I see you're drink 1% is that cause you think you're fat..cause you're not you could be drink whole if you wanted to."
"I'd be throwing you out the window"
" I found some shawshanky arrow heads over there"( in the most mumbling low voice ever)
"how bout some gold braclets?"
"And what not"
" May aswell do something while you're doing nothing"
This isn't even half of them that we know....I think we need to get out more.
Nacho Libre
( It came out on my birthday...weird)
This movie is directed by the same guy who did Napoleon, I'm sensing a connection...
We quote this one a lot, we probably use this movie the most in real life.
" Did you tell him they were the Lords chips?"
"And that is the crazy lady" (We use it everyday I think.)
"I've had Diarreas since Easter"
"good toast"
"These are my Pj's"
"sweeeats"
"Why can' we every just have like a salad?"
- The whole song he sings in the shower before the big match
-Reanacting Steven's baptism
Elf
Our favourit Christmas movie, with random quotes we use.
" I like to wisper too"
" I'm singing,I'm in a store,and I'm singing.I'm in a store,and I'm singing!"
" You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like santa"
"Does someone need a hug?"
"Smiling my favourite"
" We can't just throw him out in the snow" He loves the snow he's told me 15 times"
"Buddy the elf, what's your favourite colour?"
"Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?..."( okay so I cheated on this one and looked it up but..we do usually say parts of it...)
" What's a Christmas gram, I want one!"
"That's a pretty dress, very purpally"
"Ginormous" ( which everyone uses now)
"cottton headed ninny muggins"
"I love you, I love you, I love you!!!!"( I use this one sooooo much)
School of Rock
Jack Black again, we don't really branch out.
" Freddy Jones Shudup"
" Chello"
"Math is a wonderful thing, math is a really great thing, so get off your ath and do some math"
"They have stickittothemaniousis"
" You're suposed to be dying"
" All the cues are top the other sonG"
"I've touched your kids...and I'm pretty sure they've touched me"
"You're a fat loser and you have body odor:"
"No it means I was drunk yesterday"
So there you go, mine and my familys top four quotable movies.
